PR-PR-PR-PROCREATE
Parody of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"

PERFORMED BY MONEYSHOT COSMONAUTS
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
        (Thanks to Phil Alexander for allowing the filching of "football squad"
        and "six more breasts" from "Eight Babies - Eek!")
Cari Golden: Lead and backing vocals
Jared Ringold: Backing vocals
Bob Emmet: Pro instruments, pro recording, pro mixing, pro creation, pro duction, re-pro duction

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    I met a sadist doctor of fertility (Whee!)
    Said I wanna grow a jungle from my family tree (I want it)
    He said quadruplet sets are buy one, get one free
    And punched my one-way ticket to reality TV

    O-o-o-ocho, o-o-o-o-ocho
    Why stop at one? Octuple your fun!
    O-o-o-ocho, o-o-o-o-ocho
    Hey look I've got - a whole football squad!

    Can't stop my X and Y
    So just stand by while I procreate
    She's tryin' multiplyin'
    Can't stop my mommy drive
    So just take five while I procreate
    She's lovin' reproduction

    Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
    Ma-ma-mama
    Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
    Ma-ma-mama

    I like in vitro when you give it to me rough (Ooh!)
    And Dick Van Patten lied 'cause eight is not enough (That bugger)
    When I feed two at once I start to miss the rest
    So now my plastic surgeon's gonna give me six more breasts (Yes!)

    O-o-o-ocho, o-o-o-o-ocho
    Hey count again - I thought I had ten
    O-o-o-ocho, o-o-o-o-ocho
    It's evident: my womb is for rent

    Can't afford any more
    I still assure you I'll procreate
    Vocation: replication
    I should share my welfare
    But I don't care, I just procreate
    Need sitters for her litters

    Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
    Ma-ma-mama
    Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
    Ma-ma-mama

    Ma-ma-mama
    Ma-ma-mama

    I'm not bluffin' that my muffin is for nothin' close to lovin'; it's for shovin' one more bun into my oven 'til I reach a dozen

    So I'm the hostess with the mostest cell meiosis, and my closest diagnosis is eight doses of psychosis - holy Moses!

    Got a need: gotta breed
    There's donor seed and I procreate
    She's wanting rampant spawning
    I'm in pain, I'm insane
    But I like fame so I procreate
    Prolific and horrific

    Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
    Ma-ma-mama
    Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
    Ma-ma-mama
    Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
    Ma-ma-mama
    Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
    Ma-ma-mama!


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