(I WANNA BE YOUR) HUGH HEFNER
Parody of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer"

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: Lead and backing vocals, instruments, initial mixing
Jean "Kickie" Taylor: Backing vocals
Bob Emmet: Instrumental cameos, final mixing and production

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    You could have a prom date
    Who is sixteen times your age
    You could be a Playmate
    Locked inside my bunny cage

    I wanna be your Hugh Hefner
    So take your clothes off, babe
    (Yeah!) Oh, let me be your Hugh Hefner
    You can be my MasterBunny

    (Hef!) (Hef!)

    Open up some Ben Gay
    My girls have Ben Gay all over me
    Send me off to AA
    RP
    Then score a late-night series on E!

    All you do is stroke me
    (Stroke!)
    I'll buy anything you need
    (Stroke!)
    (Have a)
    (Stroke!)

    You could raise my stock price
    I haven't gotten it up for years
    You could be my Ho Spice
    (That's pronounced hospice)
    'Til my estate lawyer finally appears

    I wanna be your Hugh Hefner
    Your senior center fold
    (Yeah!) You gotta call me Hugh Hefner
    Serve some pie that's cherry-atric

    (Hef!)


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