KING KONG
Parody of Aerosmith's "Dream On"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive
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Every time that I climb your apartment
I get fines from the po-lice department
They strafe me too

With my height
Pants won't stay on
Seems to scare the babes
And all I get's bananas for my pay

Oh no, nobody knows
Just how bad my back hair grows
I know it's never gonna thin
Think I'll get waxed and go
Brazil-ian

If you faint like my girlfriend Fay Wray did
You may wake up insimianated
Too bad she's gone
Other flings
Smell like the zoo

Scream with me
Scream-movie junkies
Scream for the reigning king of the monkeys
Scream with me
Scream like Fay Wray
Maybe tomorrow a big ape will take you away

Scream with me
Screaming's aerobic
Scream like you're blitzed or gorillaphobic
Scream, shorty
Dress for our date
I'm just a tourist - we'll check out the Empire State

King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
King of all the primate dudes

King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
King of ugly hairy nudes

King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
King Kong
KING KONG!
KING KONG!
KING KONG!
AAAAHHH!

Scream with me
Scream, sweet Naomi
Scream like you're kissed by Adrien Brody
Scream with me
Jessica Lange
'Cause your career 'bout died when they saw you ape-banged

Scream, Mothra
Godzilla, bite me
Buzz off, Joe Young, your ass ain't so Mighty
Scream with me
Straight to the bank
Hey, we're all bad, but there's no bigger monkey to spank

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