IRANIAN URANIUM
Parody of "Marian the Librarian" from Meredith Willson's The Music Man
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Politicked Off!

Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive
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Ira---nians
They've got ura---nium

What can we do
Tehran
To block
The bomb?
You're boasting madly madly of your Iranian
Uranium
Heaven help us if your leader's not merely jivin'
And there's U-dash-two-thirty-five in
A facility subterra---nean
Full of ura---nium

Better not push
Away
The U.
S.A.
Or who'll be pushing pushing up the geraniums?
Iranians!
Nukes are nasty
So let's hope Ahmadinejad'll
Keep that genie inside a bottle
Or we'll probably Bush and Che---ney 'im
'Cause of ura---nium

Now all the Shiites
Hate us with de-light
Holy Shiite!

Ayatollahs, we know
You and OPEC
Sing "U.S. is the Great Satan" songs
With the Shiites
Chanting along

Though we may bitch
You can
Enrich
Iran
But no enrich-enrichin' any Iranian
Uranium!
Ahmadinejad - disturbs us more than a-ny-one
He's a devil but not - New Jersey or Tasmanian
But we'll yell 'til we've got - this message through his cranium:
No more ura---nium
If you're Ira---nian!

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