Parody of "Marian the Librarian" from Meredith Willson's The Music Man
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Politicked Off!
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive
Six weeks on the Dr. Demento Show!
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They've got ura---nium
What can we do
You're boasting madly madly of your Iranian
Heaven help us if your leader's not merely jivin'
And there's U-dash-two-thirty-five in
A facility subterra---nean
Full of ura---nium
Better not push
Or who'll be pushing pushing up the geraniums?
Nukes are nasty
So let's hope Ahmadinejad'll
Keep that genie inside a bottle
Or we'll probably Bush and Che---ney 'im
'Cause of ura---nium
Now all the Shiites
Hate us with de-light
Ayatollahs, we know
You and OPEC
Sing "U.S. is the Great Satan" songs
With the Shiites
Though we may bitch
But no enrich-enrichin' any Iranian
Ahmadinejad - disturbs us more than a-ny-one
He's a devil but not - New Jersey or Tasmanian
But we'll yell 'til we've got - this message through his cranium:
No more ura---nium
If you're Ira---nian!
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