Parody of "Marian the Librarian" from Meredith Willson's The Music Man
PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments and production
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They've got uranium
What can we do
You're boasting madly madly of your Iranian
Heaven help us if your leader's not merely jivin'
And there's U-dash-two-thirty-five in
A facility subterranean
Full of uranium
Better not push
Or who'll be pushing-pushing up the geraniums?
Nukes are nasty
So let's hope Ahmadinejad'll
Keep that genie inside a bottle
Or we'll probably Bush and Cheney 'im
'Cause of uranium
Now all the Shiites
Hate us with de-light
Ayatollahs, we know
You and OPEC
Sing "U.S. is the Great Satan" songs
With the Shiites
Though we may bitch
But no enrich-enrichin' any Iranian
Ahmadinejad disturbs us more than anyone
He's a devil but not New Jersey or Tasmanian
But we'll yell 'til we've got this message through his cranium:
No more uranium
If you're Iranian!
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