IRANIAN URANIUM
Parody of "Marian the Librarian" from Meredith Willson's The Music Man

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments and production

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    Iranians
    They've got uranium

    What can we do
    Tehran
    To block
    The bomb?
    You're boasting madly madly of your Iranian
    Uranium
    Heaven help us if your leader's not merely jivin'
    And there's U-dash-two-thirty-five in
    A facility subterranean
    Full of uranium

    Better not push
    Away
    The U.
    S.A.
    Or who'll be pushing-pushing up the geraniums?
    Iranians!
    Nukes are nasty
    So let's hope Ahmadinejad'll
    Keep that genie inside a bottle
    Or we'll probably Bush and Cheney 'im
    'Cause of uranium

    Now all the Shiites
    Hate us with de-light
    Holy Shiite!

    Ayatollahs, we know
    You and OPEC
    Sing "U.S. is the Great Satan" songs
    With the Shiites
    Chanting along

    Though we may bitch
    You can
    Enrich
    Iran
    But no enrich-enrichin' any Iranian
    Uranium!
    Ahmadinejad disturbs us more than anyone
    He's a devil but not New Jersey or Tasmanian
    But we'll yell 'til we've got this message through his cranium:
    No more uranium
    If you're Iranian!


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