EAT YOU NOW
Parody of Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now"

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Cari Golden: Vocals
Robert Lund: Vocals
Bob Emmet: Acoustic guitars, high-string guitar, electric guitars, slide guitar (with screwdriver), bass, piano, synthesizers, drum programming, mixing

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    Happy barnyard memories
    Where I raised you from a calf
    Skipping through the clover
    You would moo and I would laugh
    And I cried to think some day you'd pass away
    At last today was your big day

    It's a quarter after one
    Beef is for lunch
    And I'll eat you now

    Friends like you are rare
    Make that medium rare
    And I'll eat you now

    The best place for cows
    Is a slaughterhouse
    I'll just eat you now

    A pistol to your cranium
    Hang you upside down to bleed
    Hack your hide and head off
    And hooves that you no longer need
    And I wonder if you miss the way we played
    As I wipe entrails off my blade

    It's a quarter after two
    Time for barbecue
    And I'll eat you now

    Bring along the horse
    -radish of course
    And I'll eat you now

    The best use of cows
    Is a porterhouse
    I'll just eat you now

    And I hope your rump won't go straight to my butt

    It's a quarter after three
    T-bone appetit
    And I'll eat you now

    You make me warm inside
    When your flesh is ground and fried
    So I'll eat you now

    The best place for cows
    Is inside my mouth
    I'll just eat you now

    Chuck, eye will eat you now


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