EAT YOU NOW
Parody of Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now"
PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Cari Golden: Vocals
Robert Lund: Vocals
Bob Emmet: Acoustic guitars, high-string guitar, electric guitars, slide guitar (with screwdriver), bass, piano, synthesizers, drum programming, mixing
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Happy barnyard memories
Where I raised you from a calf
Skipping through the clover
You would moo and I would laugh
And I cried to think some day you'd pass away
At last today was your big day
It's a quarter after one
Beef is for lunch
And I'll eat you now
Friends like you are rare
Make that medium rare
And I'll eat you now
The best place for cows
Is a slaughterhouse
I'll just eat you now
A pistol to your cranium
Hang you upside down to bleed
Hack your hide and head off
And hooves that you no longer need
And I wonder if you miss the way we played
As I wipe entrails off my blade
It's a quarter after two
Time for barbecue
And I'll eat you now
Bring along the horse
-radish of course
And I'll eat you now
The best use of cows
Is a porterhouse
I'll just eat you now
And I hope your rump won't go straight to my butt
It's a quarter after three
T-bone appetit
And I'll eat you now
You make me warm inside
When your flesh is ground and fried
So I'll eat you now
The best place for cows
Is inside my mouth
I'll just eat you now
Chuck, eye will eat you now
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