TEN FOOT TWO, SKIN OF BLUE
Parody of "Has Anybody Seen My Gal?"
PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics (with props to Allan Sherman)
Robert Lund: Vocals, guitar, and production
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Ten foot two
Skin of blue
Eyes the hue of Mountain Dew
You've gotta see my Na'vi gal
Each detail
Human scale
Except for her amazing tail!
My Avatarzan Na'vi gal
She's got live cornrows
A feline nose
Ears just like Spock's
Her fashion flair's
Kardashian bare
(Make a joke about Pandora's box)
Ten foot two
Skin of blue
Enjoy the wondrous 3-D view
My suavely lahv-ly Na'vi gal!
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