Uranus is named for the Greek god, father of twelve of the Titans. Hence the expression "Uranus Titans." (Image: bluewoods)


URANUS!
Parody of "Tomorrow" from the musical Annie (Charnin/Strouse)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion (New intro by Robert Lund)

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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All this talk about poor little Pluto being downgraded from a planet...oh, poor Pluto. But there are other planets in the solar system worth probing, like Neptune and Saturn...and what about Uranus?

Let's sing a song for
Uranus
Seventh planet from the sun
Uranus
It's blue-green!

I'd love to explore
Uranus
Someday I'll touch down there and
Be famous
Like a queen!

Though they say that it's dark
And stark
And gassy
And no one should go there
But Cher
And J -
Lo -

My candle burns on!
Uranus!
Make a wish and blow it out!
Uranus!
It's your day!

Uranus!
Uranus!
It's asstral!
Uranus!
Though some say
It turns - side - ways!

Make movies about
Uranus!
Betcha they'd get two thumbs up!
Uranus!
Freakin' A!

URANUS!
URANUS!
SO HUGE IT
LOOKS HEINOUS!
FROM TWO BILLION
MILES -
A -
WAY!


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