Darth Vader gets crabs from the seafood department at Safeway.


I GOT CRABS FROM DARTH VADER
Parody of Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places"

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments and production

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    "Blame it all on Artoo"
    Said the girl from Naboo
    "'Cause I followed him into that bar
    A couple of drinks
    And soon Jar Jar Binks
    Was the best thing 'bout Star Wars so far

    "I had blue milk and Jack
    With this guy dressed in black
    He was strong, dark, and seven-foot-three
    But when I went home with
    The Lord of the Sith
    That's not all that went home with me!

    "'Cause I got crabs from Darth Vader
    When he took me back to his star freighter
    And used the Force
    On me, of course
    But now I itch like a Tusken Raider
    Shoulda never played with his light saber!
    Oh, I got crabs
    From Darth Vader!"

    She said, "I got a butt
    Like Jabba the Hutt
    But Darth said he'd love to clone me
    He's not bad at nookie -
    He roared like a Wookiee
    Through episodes one, two, and three

    "But at double-sunrise
    He grabbed his disguise
    And dumped me in Tatooine's sand
    Hope that freak went to bake
    In that big lava lake
    That's my last one-Jedi-Knight stand!

    "'Cause I got crabs from Darth Vader
    When I got too close to that dictator
    He said, I'll get you
    And Lei-ya too
    I love that sound from his respirator
    But now I need an exterminator!
    'Cause I got crabs
    From Darth Vader!"

    All the freaks in Mos Eisley sing along:

    I got crabs from Darth Vader
    When he took me back to his star freighter
    And used the Force
    On me, of course
    But now I itch like a Tusken Raider
    Shoulda never played with his light saber!
    Oh, I got crabs
    From Darth Vader!


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