Spaff.com "Midol" Parody of The Temptations' "My Girl"

MIDOL
Parody of The Temptations' "My Girl"

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Claude Prez and M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics
Chris Mezzolesta: Voiceover
Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, and production

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I've got NyQuil
When my snot turns green
And when my gut's too large
I've got phenfluoramine

But on my shelf
My best drug's not for myself
Midol (Midol) (Midol!)
Talkin' 'bout Midol (Midol!)

When Aunt Flow stays distant
I've got the queen of freaks
But I gotta hide in the basement
Every four-point-three weeks

Well!
I guess you'll axe
What can make my girl relax?
Midol (Midol) (Midol!)
Give her some Midol (Midol!)

This medication is for the temporary relief of discomfort and is not intended to treat such common symptoms as:
• Mood swings
• Irritability
• Celibacy
• Demonic possession
• Threat of divorce
• Threat of castration with a bottle opener
• Desire to obtain nuclear weapons - and then launch them at your selfish, lazy, slovenly, uncaring, good-for-nothing butt

She don't need no flowers
No kisses or hugs
All she neeeeds from you, brother
Is drugs drugs drugs drugs

Well!
I guess you'll state
I'm glad men don't menstruate
Midol (Midol) (Midol!)
Stock up on Midol (Midol!)

(Please take more Midol)
I've got shelter from the crimson tide with Midol
(Give my girl Midol)
All that saves my butt from homicide is Midol

Use only as directed. May God be with you.