I signed on Christian Bale's pet chipmunk for my flick
I signed on Christian Bale's pet chipmunk for my flick
It turned out Christian Bale's pet chipmunk was a dick
He shouted...

[Expletive-filled chipmunk ranting]

Who knew the Batman's chipmunk would be such a pain?
I thought he'd be cool and collected like Bruce Wayne
But then the Batman's chipmunk went bat-shit insane
He shouted...

[More expletive-filled chipmunk ranting]

I've done shows with Russell Crowe and Cher and Dustin Diamond
But this jerk's far more difficult than that
If you think no one's worse than Alvin, Theodore, and Simon
You've never met this psycho sewer rat

My work with Christian Bale's pet chipmunk made me snap
I couldn't bear another ounce of diva crap
So I went out and bought a great big chipmunk trap
And he went...

[Even more expletive-filled chipmunk ranting, interrupted by:]

*SNAP!*

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