WHAT TIE IS THIS?
Parody of "Greensleeves"
Lyrics by Dave Vissher and Robert Lund

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Elves Gone Wild!   BUY @ $10.99
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive

What tie is this you gave to me
On Christmas morning? Please answer me
I thought I told you last year, my dear
Don't buy me another tie ever

Please! Please! Not one more tie
With those Looney Tunes figures and ugly stripes
Please! Please! Buy me something else
Some Old Spice or even a sweater

I could have used a new fishing pole
A VCR with remote control
Some power tools or a new TV
But I guess that you don't understand me

Please! Please! I'm on my knees
Buy me soap on a rope or some Hickory Farms cheese
Please! Please! Can you read my lips?
I don't want a tie for Christmas

My closet's full of those awful ties
That you buy each year and I act surprised
If I could stretch them all end to end
They'd reach from Salt Lake to Denver

Please! Please! I'm on my knees
Buy me soap on a rope or some Hickory Farms cheese
Please! Please! Can you read my lips?
I don't want a tie for Christmas

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