SINGLES LOVE
Parody of the Steve Miller Band's "Jungle Love" (Turner/Douglas)
Lyrics by Mike Agrelius

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Workin' the Glory   BUY @ $10.99
Play Sample (516 KB)

I met you online in some chat room
On LDS-something-dot-com
You sent me a flirt with a picture
Of you with your dog and your mom
You probably couldn't remember
From which decade your picture was, yet
You only had one chin in it
And the good-looking one was your pet

Singles love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy
Singles love
It's so dang sad
It's making me crazy

So lately, been going to dances
Been better off being alone
I know I'm no great catch either
Will somebody toss me a bone?
The question that everyone answers
It's not 'bout the whether or not
But it's how many times you've been married
And how many kids have you got?

Singles love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy
Singles love
It's so dang sad
It's making me crazy

Let's see...Been on a mish...Living with mom and d - Living with mom and dad?! Next!...Let's see...She's pretty...Oh! Picture with old boyfriend?! Not good...Next!...

You treat me like I was your uncle
You grin and you laugh way too loud
You eat all your meal and then mine
With you just two is a crowd
You live in a world of illusion
Where everything's all in 2-D
The Internet's full of confusion
Says your perfect match is me

Singles love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy
Singles love
It's so dang sad
It's making me crazy
Singles love
It's so dang sad
It's making me crazy
Singles love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy

Ah, here we go..."Looking for my soulmate." What does that mean?! Next!...Ooh, here's a pretty one...

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