SANTA!
Parody of REM's "Stand"
Lyrics by Robert Lund

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Elves Gone Wild!   BUY @ $10.99
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive

Oh Santa's the guy from the north - who flies south
And he's coming to your house - better leave a snack
He can shove in his mouth - Santa's fat
And he jiggles when he laughs
Ho ho ho ho

Santa's the guy with the big bushy beard
He lives with the elves - now that's kinda weird
And Santa's computer, it knows every name
But the elves always use it for video games

Oh Santa's the guy flying south - from the north
He brings toys to boys and girls - but if you're bad
He will bring lumps of coal - so be good
And your stockings will be full
Ho ho ho ho

He lands on your roof, he slides down your flue
He brings lots of goodies - he's got some for you
He walks to your tree, he opens his bag
He steals all your presents - this year you've been had!

Oh Santa lives at the North Pole - he looks down
In every house in every town - so you better be dressed
Or he'll see your brassiere - don't look now
He's got a grin from ear to ear
Ho ho ho ho

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