PADDLE MY BUM
Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy"
Lyrics by Robert Lund

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Elves Gone Wild!   BUY @ $10.99
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Paddle my bum
Paddle my bum
Paddle my paddle my paddle my bum...

Mom just told me she'll paddle my bum
I stoled some bubble gum - she paddled my bum
She used a spatula to paddle my bum
And now my bum is numb - she paddled my bum
Paddled my bum
Paddled my bum
She pulled my britches down and paddled my bum
Paddled my bum

At school one day the teacher paddled my bum
For throwing snowballs teacher paddled my bum
She used a yardstick when she paddled my bum
In front of everyone she paddled my bum
Paddled my bum
Paddled my bum
And now my cheeks are red - she paddled my bum
That teacher is scum

Now that I'm married, when she paddles my bum
My wife and I have fun when she paddles my bum
Under the blanket when she paddles my bum
I grin and bear it when she paddles my bum
Paddles my bum
Paddles my bum
And when she smiles at me and paddles my bum
That's when it's fun

Now that I'm older and she paddles my bum
She likes to use her cane and paddle my bum
I really like when she paddles my bum...

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