I'LL BE BROKE FOR CHRISTMAS
Parody of "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Lyrics by Dave Vissher and Robert Lund

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Elves Gone Wild!   BUY @ $10.99
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive

My credit cards have all been maxed
My checkbook's getting low
Christmas Day is coming fast
But there's one thing I know

I'll be broke by Christmas
Just you wait and see
Next month's rent - already spent
On everyone but me

Christmas Day will find me
Underneath the tree
(Yeah, looking for change)
I'll be broke by Christmas
Like every year, it seems

I'll be broke by Christmas
Shopping frantically
Yuletide laughs and overdrafts
Go hand in hand for me

Christmas Day will find me
Filled with Christmas cheer
I'll be broke by Christmas
Oh well - I'll pay it off next year

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