"The best Christmas comedy stuff I have ever heard." - Tom Barberi, KALL
"The lyrics are brilliant and the production is great." - John DeBella, WMGK
"Right up there with Bob Rivers' comedy classics." - Mistletunes.com
"A humorous (and definitely off-center) spin on the holidays." - Deseret News
"Some of the best parodies I've heard." - Kenny Solomon, Progressive Soundscapes
"Lund is a postmodern writer par excellence." - ChristmasReviews.com
"The guy's very clever. I'd buy this." - Utah music icon Kurt Bestor
10 Years of Robert Lund Holiday Classics
Crammed onto One CD!
Includes
Nuttin' But Spam
and
A Few of My Resolutions
Subjects of KUTV 2 News features
Also Includes
I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas
Police Nabbed My Dad
and
Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)
As heard on the Dr. Demento show
Also Also Includes
...LOOK, HERE'S THE ENTIRE TRACK LISTING, OK?
(click for lyrics and samples)
1. Nuttin' But Spam (parody of Nuttin' For Christmas)
2. Ding! Fries Are Done (parody of Carol of the Bells)
3. Paddle My Bum (parody of The Little Drummer Boy)
4. Every Toy You Break (parody of Every Breath You Take)
5. I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas (parody of I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas)
6. Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer (parody of Beer for My Horses)
7. Maxed-Out Credit Cards (parody of Here Comes Santa Claus)
8. Pine Cones and Halle Berry (parody of Pine Cones and Holly Berries)
9. Police Nabbed My Dad (parody of Feliz Navidad)
10. Santa! (parody of Stand)
11. What Tie Is This? (parody of Greensleeves)
12. Overdecorated (parody of Complicated)
13. Who Let the Elves Out? (parody of Who Let the Dogs Out?)
14. I'll Be Broke for Christmas (parody of I'll Be Home for Christmas)
15. Twelve Utah Christmases (parody of...duh)
16. A Few of My Resolutions (parody of My Favorite Things)
Plus Some Non-Holiday Bonus Tracks For You Humbugs:
18. Jell-o (parody of Yellow)
19. Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green) (parody of Superman (It's Not Easy)
20. Pepsi Blue (parody of Jackie Blue)
Don't Wait For Santa To Drag His Fat Butt To Your Hood.
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