"Enjoy the sumptuous sound of (the supremely talented) Robert and Spaff's greatest hits, uncompressed, on this super-cool CD."
- Dr. Demento, from his liner notes

Spaff.com Presents

1. Invocation
2. I Got Crabs from Darth Vader (Parody of Garth Brooks' Friends in Low Places)
3. 99 Words for Boobs (Parody of Nena's 99 Luftballons)
4. I'm Everything (Parody of Michael Buble's Everything)
5. I Peed in the Pool (Parody of Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl)
6. Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah (Parody of Plain White T's' Hey There Delilah)
7. Iranian Uranium (Parody of Marian the Librarian from The Music Man)
8. We Drank a Toast to Underpants (Parody of Dan Fogelberg's Same Old Lang Syne)
9. Ten Foot Two, Skin of Blue (Parody of the California Ramblers' Has Anybody Seen My Gal?)
10. Unbeatable Buns (Parody of Green Day's 21 Guns)
11. Band-Aid (Parody of Daniel Powter's Bad Day)
12. Uranus! (Parody of Tomorrow from Annie)
13. Eat You Now (Parody of Lady Antebellum's Need You Now)
14. (I Wanna Be Your) Hugh Hefner (parody of Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer)
15. Welcome to the Klyuchevskaya Sopka (Parody of My Chemical Romance's Welcome to the Black Parade)
16. Bert's No Good (Parody of John Cougar's Hurts So Good)
17. But You Get to Have Cake (Parody of George Michael's Faith)
18. King Kong (Parody of Aerosmith's Dream On)
19. Midol (Parody of the Temptations' My Girl)
20. U-R-I-N-A-L (Parody of Joe Cocker's You Are So Beautiful)
21. Save Me, Obama (Parody of the Beatles' Lady Madonna)
22. Where I'm Keeping You (Parody of Shania Twain's Forever and for Always)
23. Shakespearean Pie (Parody of Don McLean's American Pie)
24. Undead Elves (Parody of Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks)
25. Benediction

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The Funny Music Project

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