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OPERATION ENDURING BUSH

Kiss This! (Hey IRS)

Capitol Hill

Hillary '08,
I Am

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Iranian Uranium

My Men's Room Date's a Senator

Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic Ignoramus

New York's Two Dorks

Hey There Al-Qaida

Superpowers Go Ballistic Execute Osama

I'm an Extremist

Bovines of Mass Destruction

Super Televangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis

Eat the French

Kim Jong Il

You'll Never Leave Me 'Cause You Can't Afford the Gas

Leader of Iraq

I'm a Dick
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(We're Gonna Emigrate to) Mexico

You're a Hard One, Mr. Rush

Everyone Knows It's Lynndie

(Bill O'Reilly Is) On the Phone Again

Red State Woman

Rambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada)

Federal Unclean Communications Kommission

Mary Cheney

Bush and Kerry

Another Cat Stevens Flight

Anyone But Bush

We Got Him

Wish They All Could Lead California

I Wanna Blow Up Saddam

Bill, Put Your Creature Away

Flushin' Out the Queen of Hearts

Slay Ride

Singalong with the Mujahedin Children's Choir

Green Interns and the Ham

AXIS OF HOLLYWOOD


Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah

Shakespearean Pie

The Saw Song

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Jail!

I Got Crabs from Darth Vader

Live Like Kobe Bryant

Heather Mills

Feed the Baby One More Time

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We Cloned Daryl Hannah

King Kong

Britney's Dog

Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie

Superfrog (It's Not Easy To Be Green)

Don't Back-Door Me, Angelina

Homo on the Range

Eva Longoria

Spank Me, Lance
(The Tour de France Song)

Bangin' Paris Hilton

Pedophilia!

The Rock Star ABC's

Mr. Voight, You've Got a Lovely Daughter

Wisteria Lane

The Britney Spears Wedding Song

Over the Rainbow (Robert Blake Version)

Smells Like Karen Carpenter

Joan Rivers

Miss Love (America's Sweetheart)

The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. Lo

You Make Me Feel Like Hanson

Tearin' Off Your Top

I've Gots Reality

Bettin' on the Reds

Nailing Charlie's Angels

Ain't Paris Nice?

Oprah Tees, Oprah Thongs

Dopey Kobe

Feelin' Groupies

I Wish I Was Celine Dion

(It's Fun to Play in the) LPGA

You Made Me Drive (Ode to Billy Joel)

Thank U Gilligan

I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...)


WE DON'T NEED NO MEDICATION

99 Words for Boobs

I'm Everything

Can't Find My Penis

With Blinds Wide Open

50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage

My Will

We Drank a Toast to Underpants

Band-Aid

Me and Mayor McCheese

You're Edible

Uranus!

All These Things That I've Smoked

Blow Me Down

I Swear This Is the Last Time I'll Go Boating with Odysseus

I Blog Alone

Midol

Nude (The Ibiza Beach Song)

Big Loose Caboose

Mentally Ill

88 Lines
About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors

Hooked Up With a Bigfoot

Someone Stole My Geo

What's a Guy Gotta Do to Be a Girl in This Town?

Hockey Fan

Relish Is the Word

Saline

Shopping Cart of Pork and Beans

Toss Beads

This Damn Bull (Is Lost in the Costco)

The Reason Is Glue

Landed on Boardwalk

Horse Lo Mein

Blind Dates kind of Bite

The Cold Inside My 'ead

Pepsi Blue

That's Annoying

(I've Sunburned My) Bum

I Like to Play with Food

Take Me to the Clinic

Give Me the DEET, Boy!

Neiman-M Recipe

Careleth Lithper

Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Twinkie

I'm Getting a Vasectomy

Viva Vermont!


CHURCH &
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Here I Am With President Romney

A Few of the Testimonies

Give a Talk at the Fireside

Bozeman, Montana (The Bad Mission Call Song)

Living in the Maternity Ward

I Love Casserole

Man! I Feel Like a Mormon!

Jell-o

Livin' in Provo, Utah

Stuck in Moroni Again

My Minivan's Busted

JE-OPA-RDY / Jennings

Rise and Shout

Twelve Utah Christmases

I'll Miss Eubank

Under the Lake (The Bear Lake Monster Song)

Ute Ball's So Beautiful

Colorado City

Johnny Lingo

Deseret Industries

I'm Small I Know

Sunday I'm in Church

Beaver, UT

Hail Marie! Medley

Orderville

Michael Moore Is Comin' to Town

Cougareataville

Y2K Lullaby

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A Day in the Exodus

Noah

Vatican City

He's Always Benedict to Me

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I'm Karl Malone

Delta Center

I Fought the Jazz (And the Jazz Won)

Mr. Mailman, Bring Me a Ring

We Will Miss You, Stockton

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Apostlapalooza!

Benedictionary

TERROR LEVEL RED & GREEN

I Think Monroe Shot Rudolph

Nuttin' But Spam

Every Toy You Break

I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas

Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer

Maxed-Out Credit Cards

Pine Cones and Halle Berry

Police Nabbed My Dad

Overdecorated

Twelve Utah Christmases

Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a Hebrew

Blitzen and Rover

It's the Most Wonderful Kind of Brassiere

A Little Bit of Dasher

Wasted on the Sleigh

The North Side of the Pole

(I've Got a Crush On) Mrs. Claus

It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)

Faster, Rudolph! Kill! Kill!

Blame the Elves

Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?

The Christmas Thong

Christmas Blue

I'm Living with a White Supremacist

Under de Tree

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The Tricker of Treats

Undead

Totally Blitzed on SweeTarts

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I ♥ Thanksgiving

Buy Yams...I Said

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A Few of My Resolutions

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Enter Cupid


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