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I'm a monster truck
I'm a 30-point buck
I'm that cool relief
After throwing up
I'm a table dance
I just conquered France
In my Silver Surfer underpants
I'm a taser jolt
I'm a doomsday cult
And when you Google Stud McMuffin I'm the top result
I trip fire alarms
I've got Popeye's arms
And I'm the lucky in your Lucky Charms
And I'm insaaanely cool
And I'm insaaanely hot
It's true, it's true
I'm freaking king
I'm every scheme
I'm every dream
I'm everything
I walk hallowed ground
I'm the lightning round
The thrill of finding bags
At the lost and found
I'm an X-Wing flight
I sweat kryptonite
And I spank Chuck Norris twice a night
I'm a Beaver Scout
I'm a jailbait pout
I'm a Robitussin buzz before it knocks you out
Even God's impressed
With my IQ test
And if I sleep alone I'm with the best
And I'm insaaanely bad
And I'm insaaanely good
I last and last
As long as Sting
I'm every bling
I'm every schwing
I'm everything
I'm berry cream
And I'm Larry King
Yes, I am everything
Yeah yeah
I'm la la la la la la lovely
So la la la la la la-la-la la love me
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