Spaff.com "With Blinds Wide Open" parody of Creed's "With Arms Wide Open"

WITH BLINDS WIDE OPEN
Parody of Creed's "With Arms Wide Open"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Well I just woke
Up from my nap
I looked outside
And holy crap
Inside your house
A light came on
And in she walked
Your nekkid mom!

With blinds wide open
Inside her bedroom
When she dropped her robe
She showed me everything
With blinds wide open
With blinds wide open

Well I'm no perv
No Peeping Tom
I say my prayers
I mow my lawn
But now my dreams
I really must confess
They star your mom's
Epidermis

With blinds wide open
Outside her bathroom
When she turned around
She showed me everything
With blinds wide open
I couldn't miss a thing
I caught her show
It's NC-17
With blinds wide open
With blinds wide open

I noticed everything
Oh yeah
My mouth fell open
Wide open

Call me an ass but I
Want more looks at hers
So here I wait again
With my binoculars
And now the light comes on
Repeats the view I had
I see a naked bod
Oh gag me - it's your dad!

With blinds wide open
Inside the bedroom
Well I saw his [cough]
I saw his everything
With blinds wide open
Please purge this from my brain!
Gouge out my eyes!
I'll never peek again!
With blinds wide open

With blinds wide open