THE SAW SONG
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
Music by Bob Emmet

PERFORMED BY PROJECT SISYPHUS
Gailyn Addis: Lead Vocal
Maddye Emmet: Backing Vocal
Connie Emmet: Backing Vocal
Bob Emmet: Everything Else

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I know you saw Saw
And you saw Saw II too
But I don't know what you saw Saw IV for

So you saw Saw free
But paid to see Saw III
I wonder if you saw Saw II free too

And I saw you wear a tutu
For Saw and for Saw IV too
But did you wear a tutu to Saw II too?

They say the saw you saw in Saw
Is a saw from Arkansas
And the saw in Saw II's from Arkansas too
But the worse saw in Saw III
Is a saw from Warsaw, see?
And the saw in Saw IV is a saw from Darfur
See?

So...
I know you saw Saw
And you saw Saw II too
But I don't know what you saw Saw IV for

'Cause I'd rather saw a see-saw
In half than have to see Saw
So I don't know what you saw Saw IV for!

(Saucy!)

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