RAMBO NO. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada)
Parody of Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Ladies and gentlemen, George Bush in Rambo Number Five!
(Rambo 4 is on hold while Stallone considers running for office.)

Five four three two one
And we blast off in the still - new millennium
We're not - giving up the new world order
The boys say they're all 'bout extending - er, defending our borders
Got nukes? If you do or not
You'll all get caught when we get hot
Like the wacky Iraqis, Afghanny-stanis,
And shall I continue? They're all as tough as grannies
So what's next my friend? There's really no end in sight
Ain't no stoppin' till we've occupied
Everyplace else where the folks don't eat
Bacon
But first we'll be takin':

A little bit of Canada - seems real nice
A little bit of Mexico - beans and rice
A little bit of Haiti's voodoo nights
A little bit of Cuba - Castro bites
A little bit of England - Britain's Great
A little bit of Turkey - on my plate
A little bit of Switzerland's cool I've heard
A little bit of Greece 'cause it's the word
Oaaah!

Get good and pissed
And pound an angry fist
Fly your planes all around
Put your troops on the ground
Denounce the left, cajole the right
Schmooze the U.N. then toss it aside
Get the Serbs once, and get Iraq twice
And there's plenty more spots that are lookin' real nice:

A little bit of Panama's still our place
A little bit of Monaco's saved by Grace
A little bit of Holland's red-light bars
A little bit of China's free of SARS
A little bit of Tonga - life's a beach
A little bit of Russia's in our reach
Everything from Austria and Alger-
-ia on through to Zambia and Zaire
Oaaah!

A little bit of arrogance - right makes might
A little bit of petulance spurs the fight
A little bit of chutzpa - what's the fuss?
A little bit of ego - God blessed us!
A little bit of Rumsfeld - he's so nice
A little bit of Condo - leezza Rice
A little bit of W. - Here's the hope:
A little bit of war makes this our globe!

Rambo Number Five!

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