ORDERVILLE
Parody of the Beach Boys' "Kokomo"
By M. Spaff Sumsion

Val Verda - Tooele - Come on with me will ya
To Box Elder - Aurora - Girl I'm waiting for ya
West Valley - Park City - Come my Mormon pretty
Moroni -

Somewhere south of Salt Lake
There's a place called Orderville
So if you wanna feel
That pure socialistic thrill -

Beneath the desert sun
It's one for all and all for one
No law is half as much fun
As con-se-cra-shee-un
Down in Orderville

Koosharem - Tremonton - Baby I'm-a wantin'
You in Hurr'can - La Verkin - Get your mojo workin'
Genola - Eureka - Ooh I wanna sneak ya

I wanna sneak ya down to Orderville
We'll get there faster than the Eighties will
That's where we wanna chill
Way down in Orderville

Duchesne - Grouse Creek - I wanna take a peek

Babe, just you and me
And our communal family
By and by we'll defy
The laws about polygamy

We'll just plead the fifth
Self-fulfillment's just a myth
So choose which side you're with:
Is it Joseph or Adam Smith?
Let's go to Orderville

Amalga - Uintah - Girl I'm getting inta
You in Logan - West Jordan - Sharing's so rewardin'
Mount Pleasant - Salina - Ooh I wanna find ya

I wanna find ya down in Orderville
The New and Everlasting Superthrill
You've never lived until
You've lived in Orderville

Cheyenne - Oh wait - That's in another state

Greed is so unhip
Like Gladys Knight without a Pip
So take away my mammon, man
'Cause all I need's my stewardship
Way down in Orderville

Val Verda - Tooele - Come on with me will ya
To Box Elder - Aurora - Girl I'm waiting for ya
West Valley - Park City - Come my Mormon pretty

Come Sister Pretty down to Orderville
Where life is fresher than a Massengill
That's where we wanna chill
Way down in Orderville

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