DESERET!
Parody of the Beach Boys' "Kokomo"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion


Tooooele - Manila - Ooh I wanna thrill ya
Amalga - Salina - Come on let me find ya
Peoa - Aurora - Babe I'm waitin' for ya
Moroni -

Somewhere west of the pla-a-ains
There's a place called Deseret
That's where we wanna get
Away where REAL life's no threat

Near the Great Salt Lake
We'll buy your gown and a wedding cake
Start our progeny fast
And we'll soon become a ward and stake
Out in Deseret

Koosharem - Tremonton - Baby I'm a-wantin'
You in Hurr'can - La Verkin - Get your mojo workin'
Uvada - Eureka - Ooh I wanna sneak ya

I wanna sneak you out to Deseret
We'll take a handcart or we'll take a jet
Is this the place? You bet!
Our lovely Deseret

Duchesne - Grouse Creek - I wanna take a peek

It's just you and me
And the Relief Socie-ty
By and by we'll defy
The laws about polygamy

That was just a jest
I'm no fundamental-est
I don't know how they survive
No offense but with ONE I'm stressed
But let's do Deseret

Bonanza - Uintah - Ooh I'm gettin' inta
You in Logan - West Jordan - Zion's so rewardin'
Neola - Genola - Come and push your strolla

Come push the stroller out to Deseret
The News, the Industries, the Alphabet
That's what we're gonna get
Out here in Deseret

Cheyenne - Oh wait - That's in another state

If you've ever met
A little place like Deseret
You know the lake's got sights
And smells you'll never forget
Way out in Deseret

Box Elder - Altonah - Price and Paragonah
Elberta - Val Verda - No one's ever heard-a
You in Nephi - Newcastle - Come escape the hassle

It's worth the hassle out in Deseret
There's special spirits like you've never met
Thaaat's why we wanna get
Our butts to Deseret

Mount Pleasant - and Murray - Baby would ya hurry
Out to Magna - Park City - Come my Mormon pretty
Latuda - Lakota...


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