MICHAEL MOORE IS COMIN' TO TOWN
Parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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You better watch out
You better all flee
You better phone threats to UVSC
Michael Moore is comin' to town

He's gonna get booed
He's gonna get pissed
He's gonna say Bush is Satan's right fist
Michael Moore is comin' to town

He'll see lines of protestors
From campus to the mall
He'll probably face a firing squad
This is Utah after all

So -
You better store food
And drinks you don't like
We're 'bout to get hit by Hurricane Mike
Michael Moore is comin' to town

He knows he won't win converts
He knows it's hardly worth
The search for nonconformists here
In the reddest state on earth

Oh -
You better watch out
You better pray hard
You better renew your NRA card
Michael Moore is comin' to town!

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