MY MINIVAN'S BUSTED
Parody of Jo Dee Messina's "My Give a Damn's Busted" (Diffie/Martin/Shapiro)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Heather Elmer: Lead Vocal
Robert Lund: Everything Else
From the CD Workin' the Glory   BUY @ $10.99
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive

Well Sariah's got dance
And Sam's got T-ball
Ammon's got Cubs
Down to the cultural hall
We made it halfway to the mall
But my minivan's busted

Though we bought this used
They said it would last
And just Monday night
I put in four bucks of gas
What a fetchin' pain in the...neck
My minivan's busted

Clyde loaned it to the scouts
They musta broke somethin'
Lemme crank the engine harder...

Nope. Flip! Nothin'.

I gotta get to the Shopko
Grab more Ritalin for Billy
Now Emma's spilled the craft glue
And it's made the twins go silly
So much for the free hot dogs at RC Willey
My minivan's busted!

Well the neighbors think I'm perfect
And the kids think I'm cool
But Mahonri's late for Young Men's
And Nehor's stuck at school
So who's gonna drive the carpool?
My minivan's busted!

I really gotta go
I better do somethin'
Lemme try the jumper cables...

Nope. Still nothin'.

It's a desperate situation
I left meatloaf in to bake
We're expectin' folks for dinner
It must be half the stake
And I still hafta make LaFerna a wedding cake
My minivan's busted!

Well -
I really wanna swear
I gotta fix somethin'
Lemme hit it with this crowbar...

Yeah, that oughta do it!...

I'll show you "Enrichment"!...

I've really done it this time...
My minivan's busted!

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