LIVING IN THE MATERNITY WARD
Parody of Madonna's "Material Girl" (Brown/Rans)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Heather Elmer: Lead Vocal, Backing Vocal
Robert Lund: Backing Vocal, Everything Else
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Some girls work and some girls flirt and
I think that's just fine
Other girls like me are pregnant
Nearly all the ti-ime
Say we're making homes for spirits
That may well be true (so true - so true)
But I think the birth rate's 'cause there's
Not much else to do-oo

'Cause we are living where we're eternally bored
So I'm in the maternity ward
You know that we are living where we're eternally bored
And I'm in the maternity ward

Some girls dance and wear tight pants and
Travel overseas
Some have planned to just expand our
Large posteriti-ees
Some folks ask if my mom's proud I'm
Here for number nine (or ten - with twins)
Ask her that yourself, she's in the
Bed right next to mi-ine

'Cause we are living where we're eternally bored
So we're in the maternity ward
You know that we are living where we're eternally bored
And I'm in the maternity ward

The maternity (The maternity)
The maternity (The maternity)
The maternity (The maternity)
The maternity ward

(Living in the maternity ward) Maternity!
(Living in the maternity ward)
(Living in the maternity ward) Maternity!
(Living in the maternity ward)

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