JE-OPA-RDY/Jennings
Parody of Tommy Tutone's "867-5309/Jenny" (Call/Keller)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Workin' the Glory   BUY @ $10.99
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive

Kenny Jennings
You're on my TV
You're up there kicking
Butt on Jep-purr-dy
I know you think I just tuned in days ago
But I've sat here for every freaking show

Jennings, you'll never bore me
You're - Utah's coolest guy
Jennings, please spell it for me:
J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y (J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y)
J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y (J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y)

Kenny Jennings'
Rivals have troubles
See them cursing
When you get Daily Doubles
I try to play you from home
But I don't know stuff
I try phrasing like a question
It's too fetchin' tough

Jennings, your wad's arriving
Two-point-five million high
Jennings, that's lots of tithing
J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y (J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y)
J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y (J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y)

You got ta (You got ta) You got ta
You got ta meet Brother Trebek!
You got us (You got us) You got us
Yelling Oh My!
Yelling Oh My Heck!

Jennings, you've made histor-y
Wearing your mission tie
Spell this degree of glory:
J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y (J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y)
J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y (J-E - O-P-A - R-D-Y)

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