HEATHER MILLS
Parody of The Beatles' "Yesterday" (Lennon/McCartney)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Heather Mills
Far too quickly went from thrills to chills
Wish I had one of those pre-nup deals
Dear God, save me
From Heather Mills

Suddenly
I'm less loaded than I used to be
Wish she'd mentioned her pornography
The skank went rank
So suddenly

Why she's such a ho
I don't know
That's my complaint
She wants all my dough
Makes Yoko
Look like a saint

Heather Mills
I'd give my left leg for poison pills
Bet she lost hers kicking baby seals
Dear Hell, please take
Back Heather Mills

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