GIVE A TALK AT THE FIRESIDE
Parody of Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" (Reed)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Sage Lund and Macy Lund: Children's Vocals
Robert Lund: Everything Else

From the CD Workin' the Glory   BUY @ $10.99
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Kenny came from Murray, SLC
Pulled down a cool two mill on Jeopardy
Gave the local ward its take
Doorbell rings and it's guys from the stake
They say Hey Ken, give a talk at the fireside
They say Hey Brother, give a talk at the fireside

Carmen seemed straight out of the Bible
Came in fifth or sixth on American Idol
Though that's hardly worldwide fame
In Woods Cross she's a household name
They say Hey Carm, sing a song at the fireside
Said Hey Sis, sing a song at the fireside

And the CTR's go "Do - to do - to do -
Singing a song - is fun - to do..."

Shawn-Boy Nelson started a Salt Lake biz
"Love Sac" don't sound moral, but it is
He's not exactly Temple Square
But since he won Rebel Billionaire
They say Hey Shawn, give a talk at the fireside
Hey Bro, pitch your stuff at the fireside

Neleh's name is Helen in reverse
On Survivor, well, she almost came in first
No, she didn't win that check
But she taught the country "Oh my heck"
So hey, Nee, wontcha talk at the fireside?
Hey, doll, bring Jeff Probst to the fireside

Stevie played and nobody else was finer
Titled and MVP'd with the 49ers
Though he's stopped passing balls
Every week Brother Detmer calls
To say Hey Steve, give a talk at the fireside
Hey Stevie, get the kids to the fireside

And the Osmond boys go "Do - to do - to do -
Going to church - is fun - to do..."

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