CHELSEA'S MOM
Parody of Fountains of Wayne's "Stacy's Mom"(Collingwood/Schlesinger)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Politicked Off!

Chelsea's mom has got it goin' wrong
Chelsea's mom has got the left turned on
Chelsea's mom has got her party nom
Chelsea's mom's more brawny than Obam
-a -a -a

Chelsea, please will you let me in your do-o-o-o-or?
Your back door
We could smoke some green with that son of Al Go-o-o-o-ore
Go green, Gore
If your dad's out late, it's 'cause your mom's there
'Cause he's scared
Or is she out socializing health ca-a-a-a-are?
Hillary-care

People claim that your mom isn't scandal-free
But she'll blame the vast right-wing conspiracy!

Chelsea's mom has got it goin' wrong
The con is on - she's the H in H Bomb
Chelsea can't you see - Mama owns the DNC
I know she's just a blonde, but
I'm afraid of Chelsea's mom

Chelsea's mom has got the left turned on
Chelsea's mom, she bites like a piranh
-a -a -a

Chelsea, do you remember when you were a kid?
White House kid
Or have you blocked out what your parents di-i-i-i-id?
Like they did
I bet you learned a lot 'bout getting suits dismissed
And unzipped
And scoring awesome cash from the lobby-i-i-i-i-ists
Hand over fist

You can deal with both sides like your folks would do:
The opponent may be red, but the intern's really blue!

Chelsea's mom has got it goin' wrong
Her dad was fun, but those days are long gone
Chelsea can't you see - Little Rock and NYC
Were just steps to Washington

I'm afraid of
Chelsea's mom - ah-ah - ah-ah
Petrified of
Chelsea's mom - ah-ah - ah-ah
Wait a minute
As I recall we had some concerns with Chelsea's dad
They told us to Move On, but
Now we're stuck with Chelsea's
Mom

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