I LOVE CASSEROLE
Parody of Joan Jett's "I Love Rock & Roll" (Merrill/Hooker)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion and Robert Lund

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Danny Larsen: Lead Guitar
Robert Lund: Everything Else
From the CD Workin' the Glory   BUY @ $10.99
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I went down to the church to play basketball
But they had stuff set up in the cultural hall
Folks were bringin' food
It was the other ward's dinner, dude
But I pretended I belonged
It looked yummy to me (Yeah me!)
So I said, Sister move along
This dish is for me (Yeah me!)
Singin'

I love casserole!
So bring another pan to the potluck, baby!
I love casserole!
I'm gonna stuff my face at the ward par-tay!
Ooowwww!

This couple wandered in with a hundred kids
I grabbed their Tupperware and yanked off the lids
Guess what was in the bowls?
A dozen stupid rolls!
I said, These don't count as food
Didja get 'em at Reams? (Yeah Reams!)
Go make something good
And don't get it at Reams (Yeah Reams!)
Singin'

I love casserole!
With lotsa cheese and Cream of Mushroom, baby!
I love casserole!
With cornflakes on the top it's ecsta-sy!
Ooowwww!

Cook it in your old Dutch oven or microwave
Leftovers are great - these babies are made to save
Tuna, chicken, or ham?
I just don't give a da-ya-yang
Just scrape it outta that pan
All loaded with beans (Green beans!)
No lasagna, no! Do I look I-talian, bro?
(Yeah green beans!)
Singin'

I love casserole!
Wash it down with homemade root beer, baby!
I love casserole!
Holy- [gag & spit] That tastes like yeast!

I love casserole!
Top it with some dried-up onions, baby!
I love casserole!
Throw in lotsa shrooms they make me h-
-I love casserole!
So bring another dish to the potluck, baby!
I love casserole!
Gonna stuff my face at the ward par-tay!

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