BOVINES OF MASS DESTRUCTION
Parody of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Cows
Can be angry things
One of mine
Protests Burger Kings
Most times
She poops and moos
But tonight
Bessie made Fox News

My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
I called 911
As the flames went higher
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on Fire
On freakin' fire

Bessie fled
So she made the list
Of bovine
Terrorists
Oh why'd
She cause such grief?
That stuff
Hardly counts as beef

But my mad cow set the Burger King on fire
Threw an IED
In the deep fat fryer
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on fire
The thing's on fire

Our farm's
In San Quentin now
Since my cow
Went & had a cow
My hens
Caught the same disease
Got caught
Torching KFC's

(Maybe it's bird flu)

My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
Gave it far more heat
Than Whoppers require
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on fire
The King's on fire

My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
I called 911
As the flames went higher
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on Fire
On freakin' fire

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