Santa doesn't look right
His skin is red and green
And his beard's not white
His wife limps through the snow
Missing half her face
It looks like fruitcake dough
And Rudolph's nose is blood red
His new reindeer game
Is eating reindeer brains
So you better watch out, kids
'Cause Santa's coming to town
Yeah, he's coming to town

All the jingle bells
On the undead elves
Are warning: Run, run away
From Santa's sleigh
Children, hide yourselves
From the undead elves
You better run, better run
Santa is a zombie

He lurched into the town mall
Sally sat in his lap
And he chewed her in half
Now he's bringing you a surprise:
He's crawling down your chimney
Gored with broken lights
And when you're nestled snug in bed
He'll bite into your head
To slurp your sugar plum visions
So shoot him through his twinkly eyes
Or he'll hang up stockings
With your feet still in them

All the jingle bells
On the undead elves
Are warning: Run, run away
From Santa's sleigh
Children, hide yourselves
From the undead elves
You better run, better run
Santa's gonna eat you

[Whistle: "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"]

All the jingle bells
On the undead elves
Are warning: Run, run away
From Santa's sleigh
Children, hide yourselves
From the undead elves
You better run, better run
Santa's gonna eat you

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