Because he has a Bat Cave and a beard like ZZ Top
Extremist poppy ranchers think he's way too big to stop
But you've been scammed, Waziristan; the day will soon arrive
When weirdo with the beardo is the deadest man alive!

Oh!
Superpowers go ballistic, execute bin Laden
Ain't just Christians, Jews and Sikhs, but Muslims he's jihad-in'
Squash al-Qaida like a spidah, end the fool maraudin'
Subjugate, eviscerate, and flagellate bin Laden!

Af-ghani-tahki-meni- Turk-saudistan
Uz-beki-kurdi-rani- Pac-Manistan

So Allah made you ugly and your daddy made you rich
But make sure you keep hiding 'cause we'll make you be our bitch
And sing along, Osama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside a rat hole with the Hershey Squirts again!

Oh!
Superpowers go ballistic, execute Osama
Compared to him, Saddam Hussein was like the Dalai Lama
Shoot volts through his camera crew and end this freaking drama
Suture-tie, electrify, and crispy-fry Osama!

Af-ghani-tahki-meni- Turk-saudistan
Uz-beki-kurdi-rani- Pac-Manistan

Superpowers go ballistic, execute Osama
Storm his hut and drag his butt from here to Yokohama
Come on Missa Tallyban and tally me yo mama
Superglue, electric screw, and barbecue Osama!

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