Spaff.com "Smells Like Karen Carpenter" Parody of The Carpenters' "Top of the World"

SMELLS LIKE KAREN CARPENTER
Parody of the Carpenters' "Top of the World"
Lyrics adapted by M. Spaff Sumsion from Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit," "All Apologies," "Come As You Are," "Heart-Shaped Box," and "In Bloom"

PERFORMED BY MONEYSHOT COSMONAUTS
Cari "Karen" Golden: Lead and backing vocals
Chris "Richard" Mezzolesta: Backing vocals
Bob "The Builder" Emmet: All instruments, production, and mixing

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Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, how low

Load up all your guns and bring your friends
It is lots of fun to lose and to pretend
She is so over-bored
Stupidly self-assured
And I know that's a dirty word again

I'm the worst at what I do the best
For this lovely gift, sweet Jesus, I feel blessed
'Cause our group's always been
And will be 'til the end
A mosquito, my libido, and the rest

Oh baby
With all the lights out
It is so much less dangerous
Here we are now, darling, entertain us please
Oh what else can I be?
'Cause I'm all apologies
And I swear to you I don't have a gun

Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, how low

Eye me like a Pisces when I'm weak
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I'm forever enticed
By your priceless advice
You can come here doused in mud or soaked in bleach

Now I've just forgotten why I taste
But I guess it puts a smile upon on my face
It was hard, hard to find
Oh whatever nevermind
I wish I could eat your cancer when it hates

Oh baby
With all the lights out
It is so much less dangerous
Here we are now, darling, entertain us please
I wish I was like you
'Cause you're easily amused
And I swear to you I don't have a gun

Oh Courtney (Love)
With all the lights out
It is (Dark) so much less dangerous
Here we are now, darling, entertain us please
We like all the pretty songs
And we like to sing along
Okay maybe I just might have a gun

Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, how low