Parody of the Beatles' "Lady Madonna"

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments and production

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    Save me, Obama
    Stimulate my life
    Please improve my credit, my job, my wife
    Bail out my bar tab
    Subsidize my rent
    Isn't that the point of the government?

    Bills and banks and Baghdad are a bummer
    Please appoint a breast-enhancement czar
    Tell GM I really need a Hummer
    And a new car!

    Save me, Obama
    Fix my abs and hair
    Buy my Frappucinos with Medicare
    Spank all the bankers
    Bring a lasting peace
    To the Yanks and Red Sox and Middle East

    Stop Shiites from settling fights the mob way
    Find me jobs in Fiji and St Croix
    Purge the graft from hell-holes like Zimbabwe
    And Illinois!

    Save me, Obama
    Find a cure for gas
    Leave your carbon footprint on OPEC's ass
    Hug North Korea
    Shoot hoops with Iran
    Can we ask for everything? Yes we can!

    Make each Christian, Muslim, Jew, and Mormon
    All join hands and sing Give Peace a Chance
    Ending death and spam and global warmin'
    And menstrual cramps!

    Save me, Obama
    Left and Right agree
    This is now the United States of Me!

    ...and I want a pony...and an iPhone...and a two-state solution in Gaza...and a reintroduction of the Dodo bird to its native habitat...and an end to hunger in sub-Saharan Africa...and a weekly six-figure allowance...

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