Spaff.com "Another Cat Stevens Flight" Parody of "Another Saturday Night"

(The artist formerly known as Honky Cat)

ANOTHER CAT STEVENS FLIGHT
Parody of Cat Stevens' "Another Saturday Night"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Another Cat Stevens flight and I just got diverted
They dragged my hiney up to Bangor, Maine
Now, how I'm ticked that the feds got alerted
I've had an awful day

I changed to "Yusuf Islam"
'Bout 20 years have passed since then
Sudden-ly they think I might-a
Gone and joined up with al-Qaeda
That's how I'm in the state I'm in
(Oh no!)

Another Cat Stevens flight and I just got deported
Hey, Salman Rushdie, ain't this news insane?
Now, how I wish I had taken my beard off
'Cause I look like Hussein

It's hard on a fella
When he gets called a terror-ist
I'm no extremist - I promise
I never gave to Hamas
But now I'm on a no-fly list
(I'm pissed!)

Another Cat Stevens flight going right back to London
Forget it, next time I'll just take the train
Now, how'd ya think I tipped off Immigration?
I've got a Muslim, ooh, I've got a Muslim name
He's got a Muslim name
I've got a Muslim, ooh, I've got a Muslim name
He's got a Muslim name!