Spaff.com "It's the Most Wonderful Kind of Brassiere" parody of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL KIND OF BRASSIERE
Parody of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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It's the most wonderful kind of brassiere
With the push-ups and padding
And inches it's adding
My praise is sincere
It's the most wonderful kind of brassiere

It's the hap-happiest corset of all
Its remote-control features
Rake leaves and warm bleachers
And put up drywall
I'm the slap-happiest husband of all

It's demure and delicious
With satellite dishes
And blows up so big she'll collapse
It's got built-in jump-starters
A matched set of garters
And edible beer-flavored straps

It's the most wonderful kind of brassiere
More for me than my honey
But well worth the money
It's Christmas all year!
It's the most wonderful kind
It's the best underwear find
It's the most wonderful kind
Of brassiere!