TEN FOOT TWO, SKIN OF BLUE
Parody of the California Ramblers' "Has Anybody Seen My Gal?"

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics (with props to Allan Sherman)
Robert Lund: Vocals, guitar, and production

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    Ten foot two
    Skin of blue
    Eyes the hue of Mountain Dew
    You've gotta see my Na'vi gal

    Each detail
    Human scale
    Except for her amazing tail!
    My Avatarzan Na'vi gal

    She's got live cornrows
    A feline nose
    Ears just like Spock's
    Her fashion flair's
    Kardashian bare
    (Make a joke about Pandora's box)

    Ten foot two
    Skin of blue
    Enjoy the wondrous 3-D view
    My suavely lahv-ly Na'vi gal!


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