There's nothing I deserve
Like the blonde beauty at the bar
But with a clear head
She can see that I'm no movie star

But vodka, you're my wing man
If anyone can hook me up, you can
You gotta
Help me, vodka
Help me get her out of the bar
(Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar)

Help me, vodka
Help, help me, vodka
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Help, help me, vodka (Shot shot shot shot)
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Help, help me, vodka (Al co hol hol)
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Help, help me, vodka (Smirn off off off)

Help me vodka, yeah!
Get her into my car

Now I'm the handsomest prince
Taking Cinderella to my ball
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But I can't let her learn
That my palace isn't all that is small

So vodka, you blur the scene
You've been my closest friend since age 19
(I mean 21)
Come on and
Help me, vodka
Help me get her out of her bra
(Bra bra bra bra bra bra bra)

Help me, vodka
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Help, help me, vodka (Red Bull Bull Bull)
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Help, help me, vodka (Ho ly Sto li)
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Help, help me, vodka (Liqu liqu liqu or)

Help me vodka - Damn!
Now I can't get it up

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