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Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the nuns get none and the priests get pretty
Make (oh won't you) me (please make me) pope
Take me down to the Square of Saint Peter
Where the square ain't square and the cards ain't either
Make (oh won't you) me (please make me) pope
Just you listen if a pope's whatcha seek:
I walk past church five days a week!
I can really relate with every sinner and freak
So pass the sacramental wine!
Listen dudes the throne should be mine!
I'm your pontiff with pax appeal
I got some buff bishops and some nuns of steel
I got some parish'ners pimpin' out the popemobile
If you think I drive around too fast
Y'all can kneel and kiss my
Ring!
Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the great big hats make the pilgrims giddy
Oh won't you please make me pope
Take me down where my scepter and cape'll
Make me look less gay and a lot more papal
Make me pope!
After confession and a paternoster
We'll ride my holy roller cosster
We'll praise Saint Pauli on a Saint Martin beach
And we'll surf the Apostolic See
With Archangelina Jolie!
Take me down to the Vatican City
Where you can't have sex, though I don't alriddy
Make me pope!
Take me down to where my mystic crap'll
Let me cut the line to the Sistine Chapel
Oh won't you please make me pope
White smoke will blow
To start my show
I'm Pope John Paul
George Ringo!
Hey, pull your mitered head out of your past - the
College of Cardinals needs an English class - 'cause
That Latin stuff is just a pain in the mass!
And put this slum where we dwell
Up for sale!
Let's get a place in Cozumel!
Take me down to the Vatican City
It's a whole country but it's itty bitty
Make me pope!
Take me down where my sins'll get pardoned
And the Swish Guards swish when they're through Swish Guardin'
Oh won't you please make me pope
St Peter's Square
Hail Me in there!
Oh won't you please make me pope
I wanna be
Pope John Paul Three
Oh won't you please make me pope
Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the nuns get none and the priests get pretty
Make (oh won't you) me (please make me) pope
The Holy See
-L-O-S-E-T
Oh won't you please make me pope
Ciao, baby!
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