How 'bout sharing one more coconut cream pie?
How 'bout skinny-dipping down by the shore?
How 'bout spending more time repairing the Minnow?
Who takes brandy or gowns on a three-hour tour?

Thank you, Gilligan
Thank you, Skipper
Thank you, Thurston & Lovey Howell
Thank you, Professor
Thank you, Mary Ann
Thank you, thank you, Ginger

How come everyone's clothing and makeup stay perfect?
How come nobody ever picks up a tan?
How come Gilligan sleeps in a hut with the Skipper?
How come nobody hits on Mary Ann?

Thank you, cosmonauts
Thank you, jungle boy
Thank you, astronaut named Sol
Thank you, Wrong Way
Thank you, evil twins
Thank you, thanks, cannibals

So this tale's of our castaways
Here for 98 shows - such a long, long time
They're stranded in these roles for life
Now that is an uphill climb

How come Dusty's Trail only ran for one season?
How come there aren't conventions like for Star Trek?
How 'bout an IMAX 3-D Gilligan movie?
How 'bout having Orson or Dawn Wells direct?

Thank you, Gilligan
Thank you, Skipper
Thank you, Ginger & Professor
Thank you, Mary Ann
Thank you, Howells
Thank you, thanks, Sherwood Schwartz!

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