How 'bout sharing one more coconut cream pie?
How 'bout skinny-dipping down by the shore?
How 'bout spending more time repairing the Minnow?
How 'bout taking less stuff on a three-hour tour?

Thank you Gilligan
Thank you Skipper
Thank you Thur-STON-'N'LO-VEY-HOWELL
Thank you Profes-sor
Thank you Mary Ann
Thank you THANK YOU GINGER!

How come everyone's clothing and makeup stay perfect?
How come nobody ever picks up a tan?
How come Gilligan sleeps in a hut with the Skipper?
How come nobody hits on Mary Ann?

Thank you Cosmonauts
Thank you Jungle Boy
Thank you ASTRONAUT NAMED SOL
Thank you Wrong-Way
Thank you Evil Twins
Thank you THANKS CANNI-BALS!

So this tale's of our castaways
Here for 98 shows - such a long long time
They're stranded in these roles for life
Now THAT is an uphill climb

How come Dusty's Trail only ran for one season?
How come there aren't conventions like Star Trek?
How 'bout finally making a Gilligan movie?
How 'bout having Orson or Dawn Wells direct?

Thank you Gilligan
Thank you Skipper
Thank you Gin-GER'N'-PRO-FES-SOR
Thank you Mary Ann
Thank you Howells
Thank you THANKS SHERWOOD SCHWARTZ!

Whoa!
Yeah!
Etc!

The video: Alanis Morissette in a sequence of scenes from the TV show; e.g., with Gilligan and the Skipper on the bridge of the SS Minnow as the weather starts getting rough; and filming Hamlet: The Musical. Of course, she wears nothing but a digital blur - and a sailor hat.

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