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THANK U GILLIGAN
Parody of Alanis Morissette's "Thank U"

PERFORMED BY MONEYSHOT COSMONAUTS
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Cari Golden: Vocals
Bob Emmet: All instruments and production

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    How 'bout sharing one more coconut cream pie?
    How 'bout skinny-dipping down by the shore?
    How 'bout spending more time repairing the Minnow?
    Who takes brandy or gowns on a three-hour tour?

    Thank you, Gilligan
    Thank you, Skipper
    Thank you, Thurston & Lovey Howell
    Thank you, Professor
    Thank you, Mary Ann
    Thank you, thank you, Ginger

    How come everyone's clothing and makeup stay perfect?
    How come nobody ever picks up a tan?
    How come Gilligan sleeps in a hut with the Skipper?
    How come nobody hits on Mary Ann?

    Thank you, cosmonauts
    Thank you, jungle boy
    Thank you, astronaut named Sol
    Thank you, Wrong Way
    Thank you, evil twins
    Thank you, thanks, cannibals

    So this tale's of our castaways
    Here for 98 shows - such a long, long time
    They're stranded in these roles for life
    Now that is an uphill climb

    How come Dusty's Trail only ran for one season?
    How come there aren't conventions like for Star Trek?
    How 'bout an IMAX 3-D Gilligan movie?
    How 'bout having Orson or Dawn Wells direct?

    Thank you, Gilligan
    Thank you, Skipper
    Thank you, Ginger & Professor
    Thank you, Mary Ann
    Thank you, Howells
    Thank you, thanks, Sherwood Schwartz!


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