TEARIN' OFF YOUR TOP
Parody of 'N Sync's "Tearin' Up My Heart"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

I'm tearin' off your top - here on the tube
Our show would be a flop - without your boob
Doesn't matter if it's nude
We'll get more press
Than that streaker dude

I'll say, I don't understand
The darn wardrobe malfunction
Sure it's just the way we planned
It ain't our game, but here's our chance to win
Have no fears
Mama looks OK for her years
Set it free
Flash as we
Steal some press from Britney Spears

I'm tearin' off your top - at center stage
It's such a photo op - we'll make front page
Though some fans are underage
Their dads will gawk
As they fake outrage

Baby, I don't understand
What's the fuss with nipples?
Every body's got a pair
Why should it be only guys can have 'em bare?
Who'd have guessed
You would wear that star on your breast?
We'll defuse
Other news
Surely Michael needs a rest

I'm tearin' off your top - oh man it's great
The networks will be "shocked" - but salivate
Hey Ms. Jackson, we'll create
Your new nickname:
Super XXXVIII

[Replay. Freeze frame. Repeat]

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