Trick or treat
Every Halloween I get a little bit crazy
when the Snickers hit my brain
Trick or treat
Every Halloween I get a little bit wired
from all the Pixy Stix in my veins
Junior Mints
Every Halloween I get a little unbalanced
when I read the jokes in Ba-zooka Joes
Tootsie Rolls
Every Halloween I get a little hysterical
and shove some M&Ms up my nose

Milky Way - bite size
Every Halloween I eat my pride
Almond Joy - bite size
Every Halloween I’m Nestle-fried

And I need a Skor tonight - Need a Skor bar
And I need my Sugar Daddy
And there’s no junk like Hershey’s Bites - Bless you Hershey
And my dealer’s Willy Wonka
And we’re doing the Musketeers right - All for candy!
Bring the Dum-Dums along
Together we’ll do Reeses till our brain cells are shot
I’ll even eat the Smarties if it’s all they got
Smarties suck
We gotta bust a move - it’s almost ten o’clock
And still we have to trick-or-treat for twenty more blocks!

Hyperglycemia bites!
I’ll never get to sleep tonight
I’m never coming down tonight

Last year’s bag of treats - made it all the way home
This year’s didn’t make it so far
Ate it in the street
Totally blitzed on SweeTarts

Last year I dressed up - as a fairy-tale queen
This year I’m a skank from the park
Turnin’ tricks for treats
Totally blitzed on SweeTarts

Totally blitzed on SweeTarts

Baby Ruth bite size

Nestle Crunch bite size
Trick or treat...

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