SUNDAY I'M IN CHURCH
Parody of The Cure's "Friday I'm in Love"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion


I've got Cubs on Tuesday nights
Wednesday, Thursday, P.P.I.'s
Friday, packing camp supplies
And Sunday I'm in church

Wednesday it's the quilting bee
Tuesday night, H.F.P.E.
On Monday, genealogy
And Sunday I'm in church

Saturday - Scouts
Bust some service projects out
Store some food in case of drought

Tuesday's always temple day
Wednesday, Thursday, M.I.A.
Friday night, High Priest soiree
And Sunday I'm in church

Wednesday, work the welfare farm
Thursday, help the Elder's Qarm
On Friday night I'll wash the garm
-ents, Sunday I'm in church

Saturday's - when
Sunday's talks get planned again
And Conference for the brether-en

On Sunday I thrive
There's meetings till five
And then I wait - till home teachers arrive
I'm a Temple Square guide
I make refreshments with pride
I'm in the road show - and the fireside
My eternal reward
Is to never be bored
I teach the youth how to serve the ward
It's such uplifting work
That I'm going berserk
All Sunday I'm in church!

Thursday after basketball
Decorate the cultural hall
Friday night's the singles' ball
And Sunday I'm in church

Wednesday, Thursday, choose the right
Tuesday, mix some punch with Sprite
Monday's always fam'ly night
And Sunday I'm in Church!


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