Spaff.com "Smells Like Karen Carpenter" Parody of The Carpenters' "Top of the World"

SMELLS LIKE KAREN CARPENTER
Parody of The Carpenters' "Top of the World"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
(Inspired by Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit," "All Apologies," "Come As You Are," and "Heart Shaped Box"

Load up all your guns and bring your friends
It is lots of fun to lose and to pretend
She is so over-bored
And completely ass-sured
And I - know that's a dirty word again

I'm the worst at what I do the best
For this lovely gift, sweet Jesus, I feel blessed
'Cause our group's - always been
And will be - till the end
A mosquito, my libido, and the rest

Oh baby -
With all the lights out
It is -
So much less dange-rous
Here we are now, darling, entertain us please
Oh what else - can I be?
'Cause I'm all apologies
And I swear to you I don't - have a gun

Eye me like a Pisces when I'm weak
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I'm forever enticed
By your priceless advice
You can come here doused in mud or soaked in bleach

Now I've just forgotten why I taste
But I guess it puts a big smile on my face
It was hard - hard to find
Oh whatever nevermind
Screw Green Day - I'm a bigger Basket Case

Oh baby -
With all the lights out
It is -
So much less dange-rous
Here we are now, darling, entertain us please
Oh what else - should I say?
Seems like everyone is gay
And I swear to you I don't - have a gun

Oh Courtney (Love)
With all the lights out
It is (Dark)
So much less dange-rous
Here we are now, darling, entertain us please
I wish I - was like you
'Cause you're easily amused
Okay maybe I just might - have a gun