SINGALONG WITH THE
MUJAHEDIN CHILDREN'S CHOIR

Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion


ALLAH WANTS ME FOR A BOMBSHELL
(To the tune of "Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam")

Allah wants me for a bombshell
To blast like M-16's
I'll make the news for a school bus
That's blown to smithereens
So charter
A martyr
You'll see that I'm a self-starter!
Civilians?
Kill millions!
I'll be explosive for Him!


IT'S A SICK WORLD
(To the tune of "It's a Small World")

It's a world of Britney, a world of Cher
It's a world where Prime Time sells underwear
There's Madonna, Roseanne
Will & Grace, Vince McMahon
It's a sick world after all

It's a sick world that we're on
So we need Extreme Islam
And a big atomic bomb
For this sick, sick world

There is just one Great Satan USA
It's their fault the world's so screwed up today
MTV? Pauly Shore?
We declare Holy War!
It's a sick world after all


JOHN WALKER "ABDUL HAMID" LINDH
(To the tune of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt")

John Walker "Abdul Hamid" Lindh
That's my name too!
Whenever I go out
The people always shout
There's that dumb traitor futhermucker Lindh!
BA DA DA DA DA DA DA


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