Spaff.com "Relish Is the Word" Parody of The Association's "Cherish"

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RELISH IS THE WORD
Parody of The Association's "Cherish" (Kirkman)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

(Bun bun bun bun...)

Relish is the word I use to descri-ibe
All the green stuff that I have
Dripping down my face and si-ide
You don't know how many foot-long hot dogs I can swallow
You don't know how many Fritos corn chips that will follow
You don't know how many beers it takes to fill the
Hollow deep inside if you don't relish me as much as I
Relish you

Ketchup is the word that more than appli-ies
To what you've - got to do - to - ever be my si-ize
'Cause I am not gonna share my pot of pork and beans
And I am not gonna share my box of Krispy Kremes
And I am not gonna share the stuff spilled on my
Jeans unless you love me too so
Mayo - conclude I'm your
Hot dog

Though I'm beginning to drink
This toast to toasted buns
I'll keep my pig in a blanket tonight
Till I have mustard up the courage
Just enough sauce
To ask if I'm yer
Frankfur-ter
Or am I not the dog you love to bite?

Oh I could be sashimi
'Cause then you'd eat me raw
Or linguini
So you would slurp me like a straw
In your martini
Don't be so cold to my slaw
You make my heart move far far from the sauer crowd
But knock wurst than my caaa-aaar!

Chili is the word I use to descri-i-i-i-i-i-ibe
All the feelings that I get from your "you're a weenie" vi-i-i-i-i-i-ibe
You don't know how many times I've longed to onion dip you (Oo-oo-woo-oo-oo)
You don't know how many times I've longed to bacon strip you (Oo-oo-woo-oo-oo)
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Slip you so much beef you'd have to relish me as much as I
Relish you

And I do
Relish you
And fondue
And Ragu

Relish is the word