Spaff.com "Shopping Cart of Pork and Beans" Parody of Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

SHOPPING CART OF PORK AND BEANS
Parody of Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

I'm stuck in smelly clothes
Because the town shut off my H2O
My apartment blows
There's no way to flush and things start to grow

I walk through Jubilee's
Load the shopping cart with pork and beans
I'm a pungent breeze
But I can't take a bath so I bought cologne

I bought cologne
I bought cologne

I bought cologne
(And vodka)

My doggy's
Only one who sleeps beside me
My soggy
Socks can really take a beating
Sometimes I
Hope to purge what died inside me
Till then I - wear cologne

Uh-ah - Blah-ah - Fwuh-ah - Maaa-ma!
Gbla-ah - Pwuh-ah - Ugh-gah!

My date shows up at nine
Way more hot than some I've met online
Me, I'm dressed up fine
No clean underwear - but hot cologne

She says Holy Swine
Turns and runs off screaming, deathly white
Like I'm Frankenstein
But I don't understand 'cause I've got cologne

I've got cologne
I've got cologne

I've got cologne
(And vodka)

My shadow's
Only one who'll walk behind me
My rat hole
Room has methane gas for breathing
Sometimes I
Wish these fleas refused to bite me
Till then I - wear cologne

Uh-ah - Pwuh-ah - Ugh-gah - Maaa-ma!
Fwuh-ah - Blah-ah!

I've got cologne
(And vodka)

[Solo. As in alone.]

I walk through Winn-Dix-ee's
Load the shopping cart with pork and beans
Smell like Munster cheese
But I can't take a bath so I bought co-

My schnauzer's
Only one who sleeps beside me
My trousers
Harbor some disease that's breeding
Sometimes I
Watch the neighbors picket-line me
Oh well I've - got cologne

[Solo. Again.]