Parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Chelsi Stahr: Lead Vocal
Robert Lund: Everything Else

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On Dr. Demento's Christmas shows five straight years! Request it again!

I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
Only major silicone will do
So don't go and preach
That inner-beauty speech
I want some golden bozos that will stun you at the beach

It's augmentation surgery for Christmas
Some nip-and-tuckin' liposuction too
You're not so refined
To claim that love is blind
You'll keep your eyes wide open when I'm J.Lo from behind

I can see you now on Christmas morning
Gasping hard for air
You'll be thankin' Santa Claus
Once you've taken off the gauze
To find a South Beach Barbie standing there

I've no more desires
For pads and lifts and wires
My body is a temple so I need some taller spires

I'm not requesting tons
Of alterati-ons
Just give me a body that's like Pamela Anderson's

I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
Some 37-Double-D's and then
A rhytidectomy
And a rhinoplasty
You'll slide up next to me
Sayin' man those boys are nasty

And man the nasty boys'll love me too!

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